5 UNREAL TRAVEL DESTINATIONS AT STANFORD !!

These Stanford travel destinations are so incredible, you won't believe they're real! And you're right! They just aren't. But it sure is fun to dream, huh?

1. The Cardinal Caves

These haunting ruby caverns found underneath the main quad are so incredibly majestic, you’ll swear they’re a hoax. Good thinking, buster. That’s exactly right. A glorious wonderland of reds and oranges, this grotto will make you believe for a fleeting moment that there’s still beauty and hope in this dark, dark world. Sneaky little caves, you don’t fool us! These mystical wonders are definitely unreal.

2. Abandoned Nudist Cult Campgrounds

No, I’m not talking about Synergy. Legend says that the abandoned nudist cult campgrounds are home to the must reclusive coven in the west. Elders say that the legend is merely a myth...what astute and intelligent people they are! The campgrounds are fun, adventurous, and super made-up.

3. MTL's Secret Canadian Garden

Due to a loyal love of his home country, Marc Tessier L’Daddy has a secret garden dedicated to all things Great North. Ever wonder why the maple syrup is just oh-so good in the dining halls? It’s because they come from the sweet nectar oozing out of MTL’s secret maple trees. You don’t think it’s real? Well, jokes on you! We have no way of proving if it’s real or fake cause it’s a secret.

4. Hidden Athlete Resort and Spa

(Ok, part of you knows this one probably exists, right? Those red athlete bags in the bookstore are so overpriced, the money must be going somewhere.) If you stand in the direct center of the football field and pull back some of the grass, you’ll see a trap door with a voice activated lock on it. The password: Queen Ledecky. Once you’re in, prepare to be blown away by waterfalls, delicious food, and the most beautiful fucking people you’ve ever seen. The athletes swear this isn’t true. Seems convenient.

5. The Arts Quad

This paradise is a meeting point for all of the many well-funded, highly supported arts facilities and buildings on campus. It looks just like the engineering quad, only way cooler and more hip. Complete with a coffee-shop and lounge for all the artisans of Stanford campus where they can sing and write and....oh, this one feels too real, too sad.... We need an arts quad, y’all.